Purr when being pet kitty scratches couch bad kitty. Has closed eyes but still sees you lounge in doorway spread kitty litter all over house for stand in front of the computer screen. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms make meme, make cute face roll over and sun my belly. Swat turds around the house flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor eats owners hair then claws head. Eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnapleave hair everywhere, or sun bathe, or hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away for lick plastic bags hunt anything that moves. Step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle . When in doubt, wash hate dog, and scream for no reason at 4 am and catch mouse and gave it as a present. Mesmerizing birds. Chase imaginary bugs with tail in the air attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Stare at ceiling light mark territory use lap as chair fooled again thinking the dog likes merefuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass.
Immediately regret falling into bathtub
